Bath-Song
Sing hey! For the bath at close of daythat washes the weary mud awayA loon is he that will not singO! Water Hot is a noble thing!
O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;but better then rain or rippling streamsis Water Hot that smokes and steams.
O! Water cold we may pour at needdown a thirsty throat and be glad indeedbut better is beer if drink we lack,and Water Hot poured down the back.
O! Water is fair that leaps on highin a fountain white beneath the sky;but never did fountain sound so sweetas splashing Hot Water with my feet!