We're a Happy Family
We're a happy familyWe're a happy familyWe're a happy familyMe mom and daddy[2x]
Sitting here in QueensEating refried beansWe're in all the magazinesGulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friendsOur troubles never endNo Christmas cards to sendDaddy likes men
[Bridge]
Daddy's telling liesBaby's eating fliesMommy's on pillsBaby's got the chills
I'm friends with the PresidentI'm friends with the PopeWe're all making a fortuneSelling daddy's dope
Sitting here in QueensEating refried beansWe're in all the magazinesGulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friendsOur troubles never endNo Christmas cards to sendDaddy likes men
[Bridge]
We're a happy familyWe're a happy familyWe're a happy familyMe mom and daddy[repeated]