I Love My Computer
I love my computer, you make me feel alrightEvery waking hour and every lonely nightI love my computer for all you give to mePredictable errors and no identity
And it's never been quite so easyI've never been quite so happy
All I need to do is click on youAnd we'll be joined in the most soulless wayAnd we'll never ruin each others' day'Cause when I'm through I justСlick and you just go away
I love my computer, you're always in the moodI get so turned on when I turn on youI love my computer, you never ask for moreYou can be a princess or you can be my whore
And it's never been quite so easyI've never been quite so happy
All I need to do is click on youAnd we'll be joined in the most soulless wayAnd we'll never ruin each others' day'Cause when I'm through I justСlick and you just go away
The world outside's so bigBut I'm safe in my domain'Cause to you I'm just a numberAnd a clever screen name
All I need to do is click on youAnd we'll be together for eternityAnd no one's ever gonna take my love from me'Cause I've got security, her password and a key
Go awayGo awayGo awayGo away