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[Intro][Dr. Dre] Marshall! Sounds like an S.O.S[Mathers] Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin right!![Dr. Dre] To the Rapmobile - let's go!
(Marshall! Marshall!)
[Eminem]Bitches and gentlemen! It's SHOWTIME!Hurry hurry, step right up!Introducin the star of our show.. his name is(Marshall!)You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right nowSo without further ado, I bring to you(Marshall!)
[Verse 1: Eminem]You bout to witness, hip-hop in its most purestMore rawest form, flow almost flawlessMost hardest, most honest known artistChip off the old block, but oh Doc is BACKLooks like Batman brought his own RobinOh God, Saddam's got his own LadenWith his own private plane, his own pilotSet to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hingesOranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes{*chainsaw sound*} VROOM VROOM! Yeah, here I comeI'm inches, away from you, dear fear noneHip-Hop is in a state of nine-one-one so
[Hook: Eminem]Let's get down to businessI don't got no time to play around, what is this?Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit downOn these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)
[Verse 2: Eminem]Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miraclesGee wilikers Dre, "Holy bat syllables!"Look at all the bullshit that goes on in GothamWhen I'm gone, time to get rid of these rap criminalsSo skip to your lou while I do what I do bestYou ain't even impressed no more; you're used to itFlows too wet, nobody close to itNobody says it but still everybody knows the shitThe most hated on out of all those who say they get hated onIn eighty songs and exaggerate it all so muchThey make it all up, there's no such thingLike a female with good looks who cooks and cleansIt just means so much more to so much morePeople when you're rappin and you know what forThe show must go on; so I'd like to welcome y'allTo Marshall and Andre's carnivalC'mon! Now..
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[Verse 3: Eminem]It's just like old times, the Dynamic DuoTwo old friends, why panic? You already knowWho's fully capable, the two caped heroesDial straight down the center, eight-zero-zeroYou can even call collect, the most feared duetSince me and Elton, played career Russian RouletteAnd never even see me blink or get to bustin a sweatPeople steppin over people just to rush to the setJust to get to see an MC who breathes so freelyEase over these beats and be so breezyJesus how can shit be so easy?How can one Chandra be so Levy?Turn on these beats, MC's don't see meBelieve me; BET and MTVAre gonna grieve when we leave dog, fo' sheezyCan't leave rap alone, the game needs me'til we grow beards, get weird and disappearInto the mountains - nothin but clowns down hereBut we, ain't fuckin around round hereYo Dre (whattup?) Can I get a "hell yeah"? (HELL YEAH!) Now
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[Outro: Eminem]So there you have it folks (Marshall!) has come to save the dayBack with his friend Andre, here to remind you that bullshit does not payBecause (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stayAnd never go away, until our dying dayUntil we're old and grey (Marshall!)So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channelGood night everyone, thank you for comingYour host for the evening (Marshall!)Oh! Heh