Blame Canada.
HEILA:Times have changed,Our kids are getting worse,They won't obey the parentsThey just want to fart and curse!
SHARON:Should we blame the government?
LIANE:Or blame society?
STUART/GERALD/RANDY:Or should we blame the images on TV?
SHEILA:No, blame Canada!
EVERYONE:Blame Canada!
SHEILA:With all their beady little eyes,And flapping heads so full of lies.
EVERYONE:Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
SHEILA:We need to form a full assault
EVERYONE:It's Canada's fault!
SHARON:Don't blame me for my son Stan,He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
LIANE:And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf,But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.
SHEILA:Well, blame Canada!
EVERYONE:Blame Canada!
SHEILA:It seems that everything's gone wrongSince Canada came along
EVERYONE:Blame Canada!Blame Canada!
COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE:They're not even a real country anyway.
CAROL:My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
EVERYONE:Should we blame the matches?Should we blame the fire?Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
SHEILA:Heck, no!
EVERYONE:Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
SHEILA:With all their hockey hullabaloo.
LIANE:And that bitch Anne Murray, too.
EVERYONE:Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...The smut we must cut,The trash we must bash,The laughter and fun must all be undone,We must blame them and cause a fuss,Before somebody thinks of blaming us!