I'm Super
Big Gay Al:
Bombs are flyingPeople are dyingChildren are cryingPoliticians are lying too.
Cancer is killingTexaco's spillingThe whole world's gone to hellBut how are you?
I'm superThanks for askingAll things consideredI couldn't be better I must say
I'm feeling superNo, nothing bugs meEverything is super when you'reDon't you think I look cute in this hat
I'm so sorryMr. CrippleBut I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feelingSo insanely superThat even the fact that you can't walkCan't bring me down.
Background singers:He's super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say
Big Gay Al:
I'm superNo, nothing bugs meEverything is super when you'reDon't you think I look cute in this hatThese little pants, this matching tieThat I got at Merv'sI'm super
Background singers:
In the barracks and the trenches as well
Big Gay Al: Stick 'em up.
Background singers: Big Gay Al says do ask do tell
Big Gay Al: Skittles
Background singers: Yes he's super and he's proud to be gay
Big Gay Al: OK
Background singers:
Everything is super when you're gay! When you're gay!