Man On The Moon
Mott the Hoople and the game of LifeAndy Kaufman in the wrestling matchMonopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and ChessMister Fred Blassie in a breakfast messLet's play Twister, let's play RiskSee you heaven if you make the list
Now, Andy did you hear about this oneTell me, are you locked in the punchAndy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, babyAre we losing touchIf you believed they put a man on the moon,man on the moonIf you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,then nothing is cool
Moses went walking with the staff of woodNewton got beaned by the apple goodEgypt was troubled by the horrible aspMister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Now Andy did you hear about this oneTell me, are you locked in the punchHey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.Are you having funIf you believed they put a man on the moon,man on the moonIf you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,then nothing is cool
Here's a little agit for the never-believerHere's a little ghost for the offeringHere's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter'Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestlingYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy did you hear about this oneTell me, are you locked in the punchHey Andy are you goofing on Elvis,hey baby, are we losing touchIf you believed they put a man on the moon,man on the moonIf you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,then nothing is cool