Glitter Puke
Ke$ha:Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Shrek:Where's that donkey?
Ke$ha: sleepin' in a tub can really mess up ya neckBefore I leave, I stop to vomit up dequila and glitterIt seems like im spending every morning with my head in the sh*terGot vomit up in my hair (hair)But I'm way too sick to care (care)Now I'm falling down the stairsI-I-I pull myself off the floor (floor)And I'm almost out the door (door)But my family's waiting forrr me..
Oh crap, not again it's an interventionIt's cool, I'm fine, I can stop at any time
Dad:That's a lie, you won't tryNow you've made your mother cryLook!
Mom:Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Ke$ha:I'm out of here, this is queerI just drank a couple beers
Mom:Don't leave, we love youWe even hired Dr. Drew
Dr. Drew:This pattern needs to end-
Ke$ha:I think I have to puke again!Oh-oh-oh-oh-EWW!EWWWW!
So I decide to stay, but my head is still reelingThen they go down the line talkin' 'bout their feelings...
Brother:It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with jackAlso you borrowed my cool bike and never gave it back!
Dad:Stop showing off your butt (butt)You're making young girls act like sluts (sluts)And you're starting to get a beer gut, beer gut
Dr. Drew:This behavior Is a dead endAnd P-Diddy Is not your friendYou'll end up like Lindsay LohanL-L-L-L-Lohan
Ke$ha:This is whack, I feel trapped-
Dr. Drew:We want the old Kesha back.
Ke$ha:Screw you Dr. Drew, and your stupid camera crew!
Mom:Hey youDont have to shout,We're just trying to help you out!
Brother, Dad, Mom:Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Ke$ha:Ok, I think it's time you know,This is just a video.I don't drink, or pee in sinksIt's what I want my fans to thinkIt's all an act, and in factIt's even in my contract
Brother, Dad, Mom:Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!Oh, we didn't know!
Ke$ha:ha ha ha!Oh, God... oh