Facebook Uh-oh-oh (A Satirical Song)
Uh… uh… (I like)
Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet?It’s the story about a social door you’ve never seen beforeIf you wanna be seen by everyoneWanna be in the dream and have some funIf you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look
Facebook, uh oh oh…Everybody loves you soFacebook, uh oh oh…Everybody lets you know
Do you wanna be more than just a friend?Do you wanna play cybersex again?If you wanna come to my houseThen click me with your mouse
Facebook, uh oh oh…Everybody loves you so
You’re loggin’ in, then it beginsAnd your computer is swinging and taking your time awayThe scene is right for a socialiteNow you’re on Facebook, anywhere, anytime, night and day
Facebook, uh oh oh… (I like)Everybody loves you soUh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci)Never gonna let you go
So you wanna make love with me?Am I really your cup of tea?Are you really the one that you never really meet?
Facebook, uh oh oh… (I like)Everybody loves you soUh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci)Never gonna let you go
You’re loggin’ in with just a friendBut soon Mark Zuckerberg’s hammerin’, clamourin’ round the bendWe used to greet friends on the streetBut now it’s googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet
Facebook, uh oh oh…How about a little chat?Facebook, oh oh oh…Meet you on the Internet!
Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about voodoo tricks?Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen?Everybody is better than beforeEverybody is calling out for moreEverybody in cyberville is knocking on your door
Facebook, uh oh oh… (I like)Everybody does a showUh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci)If you like it, click and go
Do you know that it’s instant loggin’ inFor a little more fun and cyber sin?Wanna know what this book’s about?Then how about logging out?
Facebook, now I’ve got a million friendsGoodbye Facebook fans, this is how the story ends(Facebook)