Weird Al Yankovic "Virus Alert" lyrics

Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you pleaseWe wanna give you a warning'Cause I found out this morningAbout a dangerous, insidious computer virusIf you should get an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'Better not go taking your chancesUnder no circumstances, should you open itOr else it will

Translate your documents into SwahiliMake your TV record "Gigli"Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static clingLook out!It's gonna make your computer screen freezeLook out!Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDsLook out!Erase your hard drive and your backups tooAnd the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your wallsIt'll make your keyboard all stickyGive your poodle a hickeyAnd invest your cash in stock in Euro DisneyThen, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance callsIt'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the showerSo just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,Legally change your name to Reggie,Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

Look out!It's gonna melt your face right off your skullLook out!And make your iPod only play Jethro TullLook out!And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleepLook out!And make you physically attracted to sheepLook out!Steal your identity and your credit cardLook out!Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotardsLook out!Then cause a major rift in time and spaceAnd leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the placeThat's right it's a

Virus alert!Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!Forward this message on to everybodyWarn all your friends, send this to everybodyTell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been bornSo before it emails your grandmother all of your pornTurn off your computer and make sure it powers downDrop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the groundBury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fineThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

Virus alert!Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!Forward this message on to everybodyWarn all your friends, send this to everybodyTell everyone you know, tell everybody now

What are you waiting for?Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!Hit send right now!

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