The Gospel Truth I
-You go girls!-We are the muses, godesses of the arts, and proclaimers of heroes.-Heros like Hercules!-Honey, you mean HUNK-ules. Whoo-hoo, I'd like to make some sweet music with him...-Our story actually begins long before Hercules... many eons ago...
Back when the world was new,The planet Earth was down on its luck.And everywhere gigantic brutescalled Titans ran amok!It was a nasty place!There was a mess wherever you stepped.Where chaos reigned and earthquakesand volcanoes never slept!
And then along came Zeus-He hurled his thunderbolt-He zapped!Locked those suckers in a vault!They're trapped!And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.And that's the gospel truth!
The guy was too type A to just relax.And that's the world's first dish.Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth.Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble-That's the gospel truth!On mount Olympus life was neatand smooth as sweet vermouth.Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble-That's the gospel truth!