Pimpinela "La telenovela" lyrics

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La telenovela

[Joaquín]Señor juez, señor juez...Esta carta es para usted:Abandono yo esta vidaya que nada me consuela.Mi mujer me ha dejadopor una telenovela...

Cuando llego a mi casanunca huele a comida.Mi mujer, siempre en su cuartoy la televisión, prendida.Cuando mira la novela¡hasta mi nombre se le olvida!Me da un beso y me dice...

[Lucía]¡Luis Alfredo de mi vida!

[Joaquín]¡Oye, que soy yo!

[Lucía]¡Ay, Luis Alfredo de mi vida!

[Joaquín]¡Oye, que soy yo!

[Lucía]¡Luis Alfredo de mi vida!

Déjame que te la cuente:ella está embarazada...Ese hijo no es suyo,pero él no sabe nada.

[Joaquín]Por mí, que no se preocupe:no diré ni una palabrapor un plato de comiday una cerveza bien helada...

¡Oye, por favor!Una cerveza bien helada...

[Ambos]¡Oye, por favor!Una cerveza bien helada...

[Joaquín]No me habla, no me mira,no se baña y no cocina...Los niños tienen hambre:¡al menor le dió un calambre!Se nos murió el perro,se nos va a morir la abuela...Pero, en casa, ¡no hay quien puedacon la telenovela!¡Oh, no! No hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

[Ambos]No, no hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

[Joaquín]Pensé para mis adentros:"Esto acabará algún día"."Señora, ¿ve la novela?"pregunté a una vecina.Me dijo que era cortita,que pronto terminaría...

[Lucía]Va el capítulo ochocientos...Faltan quinientos todavía.

[Joaquín]¡Oye, qué horror!¡Faltan quinientos todavía!

[Ambos]¡Oye, qué horror!¡Faltan quinientos todavía!

[Joaquín]No me habla, no me mira,no se baña y no cocina...Los niños tienen hambre:¡al menor le dió un calambre!Se nos murió el perro,se nos va a morir la abuela...Pero, en casa, ¡no hay quien puedacon la telenovela!

[Ambos]No, no hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

[Joaquín]¡Oh, no! No hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

[Ambos]No, no hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

[Joaquín]¡Oh, no! No hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

Señor juez, señor juez...Esto lo he pensado bieny lamento yo decirle,que suicidarme ya no pueda...Y ¡es que tengo que saberel final de la novela!

No me habla, no me mira,no se baña y no cocina...Los niños tienen hambre:¡al menor le dió un calambre!Se nos murió el perro,se nos va a morir la abuela...Pero, en casa, ¡no hay quien puedacon la telenovela!¡Oh, no! No hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

[Ambos]No, no hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

[Joaquín]¡Oh, no! No hay quien puedacon una telenovela...

The Soap Opera

[Joaquín]Your honour, your honour...I'm writing this letter to youTo let you know that I must give up this lifeFor nothing can comfort me anymore.My wife has left meFor a soap opera...

When I arrive home from workIt never smells of cooked food anymore.My wife is always locked in her bedroomWith the TV switched on.When she is watching her favourite soapShe even forgets my name!She kisses me and says...

[Lucía]My darling Luis Afredo! *

[Joaquín]Hey, it's me!

[Lucía]Oh, my darling Luis Alfredo!

[Joaquín]Hey, it's me!

[Lucía]My darling Luis Afredo!

Let me tell you all about it:She is pregnant...The baby isn't hisBut he doesn't know anything at all.

[Joaquín]As far as I'm concerned, he needn't worry:I will keep quietAs long as I have a plate full of foodAnd an ice cold beer...

Listen, please!I want an ice cold beer!

[Both]Listen, please!I want an ice cold beer!

[Joaquín]She doesn't talk to me, she doesn't see me,She doesn't bath anymore and she doesn't cook...Our children are going hungry:Our youngest boy pulled a muscle!Our dog has diedAnd soon, granny will die, too...But, at home, no one can competeWith the soap opera!Oh, no! No one can competeWith the soap opera...

[Both]No, no one can competeWith the soap opera...

[Joaquín]I thought to myself"This won't last forever"."Ma'am, do you also watch the soap opera?"I asked one of our neighbours.She answered that it was a short one,That it would end very soon...

[Lucía]They've shown the eight-hundredth episode...And there are five hundred more to go.

[Joaquín]Oh God, what a nightmare!There are five hundred more episodes to go!

[Both]Oh God, what a nightmare!There are five hundred more episodes to go!

[Joaquín]She doesn't talk to me, she doesn't see me,She doesn't bath anymore and she doesn't cook...Our children are going hungry:Our youngest boy pulled a muscle!Our dog has diedAnd soon, granny will die, too...But, at home, no one can competeWith the soap opera!

[Both]No, no one can competeWith the soap opera...

[Joaquín]Oh, no! No one can competeWith the soap opera...

[Both]No, no one can competeWith the soap opera...

[Joaquín]Oh, no! No one can competeWith the soap opera...

Your honour, your honour...I have thought this throughAnd I regret to inform youThat I cannot commit suicide anymoreFor... I must knowHow the soap opera will end!

She doesn't talk to me, she doesn't see me,She doesn't bath anymore and she doesn't cook...Our children are going hungry:Our youngest boy pulled a muscle!Our dog has diedAnd soon, granny will die, too...But, at home, no one can competeWith the soap opera!Oh, no! No one can competeWith the soap opera...

[Both]No, no one can competeWith the soap opera...

[Joaquín]Oh, no! No one can competeWith the soap opera...

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