Cypress Hill "Dr. Greenthumb" lyrics

Dr. Greenthumb

[a short skit opens the beginning of the song]Hello, Im dr. greenthumbHave you ever had the problem of running out of weedAnd just cant find some anywhere?Well try my dr. greenthumb grow tipsIll show you how to grow inside and outFrom seed to clone, and the best homegrownAnd if youre afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the skyNo worries, well fix them tooWith one of our dr. greenthumb sizzlean screensTo block the nosy pigs visionDont believe me?Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sandersHow well it works

Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is jaidAnd ahm a farmer and Ive been growinMary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhhUhh, with dr. greenthumbs sizzlean screenI dont hafta point my shotgunAt them pesky porkers no moreThanks dr. green, youre tha shit

Yes, dr. greenthumbs got it all, I guarantee itTry my book and youll have the chronic in no time*lighter flicks* dial 1-800-713-grow*inhaling noise* thats 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale**lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough*G *inhale* r *inhale* o-w

hello dr. greenthumb, paging dr. greenthumb!

[b-real]Hello my name is dr. greenthumbId like to tell you just where Im fromIn the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fieldsThe fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steelsGreenhouse effect with the weed connect(doctor) dea cant keep greenthumb in check (doctor!)Hps, God bless the whole cropPlease god, dont let me see no copsTrunkload, ready to hit the highwayDont let the eye in the sky fly my wayOr we gonna have big trouble, thats no shitCant be growin without no permitBut fuck that, I study the 215 tripThat way when they come they can suck my dickWeed cant grow without attentionHello my name is dr. greenthumb

Chorus:

[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb![b-real] Id like to tell you just where Im from[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb![b-real] Id like to tell you just where Im from[sendog] aiyyo dr. greenthumb, come on back one time!

[b-real]People cant live without the herb manIf not theyd be drinkin and drivin and swervinBut thanks to dr. greenthumb weed growIn the backyard or inside with hydroTo the cush plant brushin a tangerine dreamTasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreenCycles of weed are constantly grownSomebody give me the razor to cut grovesId like to stop, but it feels so goodHorny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhoodSticky angel, I wanna leave it aloneBut never ever ever gotta worry from my homeWhat that funny sound knockin at the door (open up its the dea!)Sorry greenthumb cant talk no morePlease dont follow me into the sunHello my name is dr. greenthumb

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[b-real]Out from the lab, no need for rehabIf I cant drive then call me a cab (ese!)In my closet the weed is dried outLike eiht said, aint no place to hide outI dont wanna buy no weed from no copGet knocked up and they close up my shopThats why I buy no weed from no oneThats why they call me dr. greenthumbThe scientifical, mystical oneGrowin my crops with the rays of the sunCome one come all and see how its doneIf you see the pigs theres no need to runCause some of these pigs are down with greenthumbBut you never know what be the outcomeYou see the photo in the albumThe weed is growin like my erectionLook I never told you where I was fromSome call me real, but Im dr. greenthumb

Chorus

Dr. greenthumbDoctor, your bulova plant needs special tending toDoctor, we need more oxygen we need more co2Doctor, dr. greenthumb youre neededDoctor, dahyahahahhh... doctor

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