Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma" lyrics

Oxford Comma

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?I've seen those English dramas tooThey're cruelSo if there's any other wayTo spell the wordIt's fine with me, with me

Why would you speak to me that wayEspecially when I always said that IHaven't got the words for youAll your diction dripping with disdainThrough the painI always tell the truth

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?I climbed to Dharamsala tooI didI met the highest lamaHis accent sounded fineTo me, to me

Check your handbookIt's no trickTake the chapstickPut it on your lipsCrack a smileAdjust my tieKnow your boyfriend, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?Why would you lie about something dumb like that?Why would you lie about anything at all?First the window, then it's to the wallLil' Jon, he always tells the truth

Check your passportIt's no trickTake the chapstickPut it on your lipsCrack a smileAdjust my tieKnow your butler, unlike other guysWhy would you lie about how much coal you have?Why would you lie about something dumb like that?Why would you lie about anything at all?First the window, then it's through the wallWhy would you tape my conversations?Show your paintingsAt the United NationsLil' Jon, he always tells the truth

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