My Wife
My life's in jeopardyMurdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna beI ain't been home since Friday nightAnd now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protectionGonna buy a gun soI can look after number oneGive me a bodyguardA black belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplaneWhen she catches up with meWon't be no time to explainShe thinks I've been with another womanAnd that's enough to send her half insaneGonna buy a fast carPut on my lead bootsAnd take a long, long driveI may end up spending all my moneyBut I'll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drinkAnd I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the lawAnd now I ain't got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplaneWhen she catches up with meWon't be no time to explainShe thinks I've been with another womanAnd that's enough to send her half insaneGonna buy a fast carPut on my lead bootsAnd take a long, long driveI may end up spending all my moneyBut I'll still be alive
And I'm oh so tired of runningGonna lay down on the floorI gotta rest some time soI can get to run some more
She's comin'!