Before He Cheats
Right nowHe's probably slow dancingWith a bleach blond tramp,And she's probably getting frisky...Right now, he's probably buying herSome fruity little drink'Cause she can't shoot whiskey...Right now, he's probably up behind herWith a pool-stick,Showing her how to shoot a combo...And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the sideOf his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,Carved my name into his leather seats...I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next timeHe'll think before he cheats...
Right now,She's probably up singingSome white-trash version of Shania karaoke..Right now, she's probably saying"I'm drunk", and he's a thinkingThat he's gonna get lucky,Right now, he's probably dabbing on3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the sideOf his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,Carved my name into his leather seats...I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next timeHe'll think before he cheats...
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,Cause the next time that he cheats...Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No... Not on me...
'Cause I dug my key into the sideOf his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,Carved my name into his leather seats...I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next timeHe'll think before he cheats...
Oh... Maybe next time he'll thinkBefore he cheats...
Ohh... Before he cheats...