Old man Jimmy
Birthday, Jimmy it’s your birthdayYou’re watching the years slip awayUntil the day that you pass awayOh birthday, Jimmy it’s your birthdayYour number of retired jokes are fewWe are going to dig a hole to hold youHow will you die?Dying old man in your bedWill the people cry to learn you’re dead?Will your heart explode in your chest?Will you mourn the sins left unconfessed?Will it be a car crash twist in the metal wreck?Will you fall down the stairs and break your neck or…?
Choke on a bone?Drown in the mud?Jimmy how will it end?
Old man Jimmy is soon to die? (Soon to die)Ashes float up to the skyOld man Jimmy is soon to die? (Soon to die)
Soon to dieMaggots coming out of your eyes
Birthday, Jimmy it’s your birthdayGrasping for all your yesterdays as they slowly waste away
How will you die?Probably forgotten alone crying out in vain for anyoneWill you die in flames or maybe freeze?From starvation, suicide, disease…Will they slit your throat, shoot you deadWill your brain corrode inside your head…Or on a [commode]?Will the world explode?Jimmy where does it end?
Old man Jimmy (Old man Jimmy) is soon to die (Soon to die)Ashes float up to the skyOld man Jimmy (Old man Jimmy) is soon to die. (Soon to die)Maggots coming out of your eyes
Old man Jimmy is soon to dieTime to go kiss your wife and kids goodbyeOld man Jimmy is soon to dieAnd then his body will be covered in fliesDie! Die! Die!Come on
Die! Die! Die!Old man Jimmy is going to dieOld man Jimmy is going to dieOh Jimmy Kimmel, it’s your time to die