Mistress for Christmas
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the dayI just can't wait ‘til Christmas timeWhen I can roll em' in the hay
Easy come, easy goHave a good time, with lots of doughSlippin' up high, slippin' down lowLove 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
I like female form, in minimum dressMoney to spend with a capital "S"Get a date with the woman in redWanna be in heaven with three in a bedHe got it, I want itThey got it, I can't have itBut I want it, but it don't matterShe got it and I can't get itI want a mistress for ChristmasI want a mistress for ChristmasI want a mistressFor Christmas
Easy come, easy goSlippin' high, slippin' lowHe got it, I want itThey got it, I can't have itI want it, don't matterShe got it, and I can't get itHe got it, and I want itThey got it, and I can't have itBut I want it, it don't matterShe got it, and I can't get itMistress for Christmas, you know what I'm talking aboutMistress for Christmas, they're gonna send me down, send me downMistress for Christmas, I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bedMistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my snow stick
I wanna ride on your reindeer honeyAnd ring the bells