Calle 13 "Gringo Latin Funk" lyrics

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Gringo Latin Funk

Ella quiere mandingaPa’ que se le vaya lo de gringaHay que darle un habanoPa’ que camine como hispano

Hay que mancharle los zapatosCon fango de la sierraPara arrancarle la posturaDe cheesecake de Inglaterra

Ahí va caminando por latino AméricaImitando el caminar de una gringa genéricaNo come dulce de leche por el colesterolDice palabras en inglés mezcladas con españolEs una gringa wanna-beNi siquiera sabe dónde queda la capital de su paísEs una imbécil, tiene cerebro de bueyPor eso le dedico este funk así medio gayComo JamiroquaiYo la veo a cada rato como los perros hatosSin rumbo, dando tumbos por el mundoRobándoles dinero a los viejitos millonarios moribundosAsí como Donald Trump en menos de un segundoTe roba hasta las arrugasEs una bruja pero sin escoba y sin verrugaPorque es bonita, con sus nalgas paraditasTe hechiza con su nariz respingaditaComo las francecitasEs una idiota, le saca leche a tus pelotasCon tal de montarse en tu carro sin capotaEs una cuera fina, tan finaQue me ha salido más cara que la cabrona gasolinaCome solo en restaurantes elegantesFilete de oro con ensalada de diamantesPrefiere hacerse un implante de fijoAntes de darle de comer a sus hijosEs una experta rompiendo condonesEs dueña de toda tu herencia antes de bajarte los pantalonesNo tiene sangre indígena ni africanaPorque dice que su familia es de herencia alemanaEs una vergüenza latinaMe gustaría atravesarle el pecho con una jabalinaEncendida en fuego y que se le quemen los senosY que la punta de la jabalina también tenga venenoPara asegurar su muertePorque aunque no se lo merezcanEstas cueras tienen suerte y reviven como los zombiesPor eso después le voy a tirar con la combi de puñosEn la cara hasta dejarla desfigurada

Ella quiere mandinga (¿Pa’ qué?)Pa’ que se le vaya lo de gringa (¿Y él?)Hay que darle un habano (¿Pa’ qué?)Pa’ que camine como hispano (Whateva!!)Hay que mancharle los zapatos (¿Con qué?)Con fango de la sierra (Ay! ¿Pa’ qué?)Para arrancarle la postura (¿De qué?)De cheesecake de Inglaterra

Por ahí va el tipo que usa pantalones ajustadosPara que se le marque el equipoCon el peinadito que usan en Objetivo FamaQue parece que se acaban de levantar de la camaY que le echaron pega de cemento en el peloY después se pinta las puntas color marrón carameloSe pone lentes de contacto para tener los ojos clarosY aunque es latino te habla con un acento raroEs un imbécil, su sueno es ser cantante de boleroY después hacer un calendario vestido de bomberoUn tipo con poca imaginaciónFácilmente puede trabajar de reportero en UnivisionDe Miami, se consigue una mamiCon su ropa de ArmaniSe la pasa persiguiendo cualquier culaniIgual de creativo que un cantante de reggaetonTambién les pega a las mujeres como Fernando del RincónEs un idiota de mentira, es un fakePara colmo es fanático de Justin TimberlakeLo más que le jode como ampollaEs que por más que se peine no puede negar su cara criollaEs una vergüenza latinaMe gustaría invitarlo a una piscinaEn medio de una tormenta de truenosTambién me gustaría regalarle un Lamborghini sin frenosLlevarlo a chequearse la próstata con un barrenoY que la empuje hasta que bote sangreEn nombre de toda la gente en Latino AméricaQue se muere de hambre

Ella quiere mandinga (¿Pa’ qué?)Pa’ que se le vaya lo de gringa (¿Y él?)Hay que darle un habano (¿Pa’ qué?)Pa’ que camine como hispano (What-eva!!)Hay que mancharle los zapatos (¿Con qué?)Con fango de la sierra (Ay! ¿Pa’ qué?)Para arrancarle la postura (¿De qué?)De cheesecake de Inglaterra (Ja Ja Ja)

Eres un idiotaUn double loserSúper imbécilUn latino imbécil

Gringo Latin Funk

She wants (***)To get rid of her 'gringa' issuesSomeone needs to give him a 'habano'So he'll walk like a Hispanic

Someone needs to stain his shoesWith mud from the mountainsTo take away his attitudeHis cheesecake from England attitude

There she goes strutting around Latin AmericaWalking like the generic gringaShe won't eat 'dulce de leche' (caramel cake) because of the cholesterolShe claims to speak SpanglishShe's a gringa wannabeShe doesn't even know where the capital of her country isShe's an imbecile, with shi* for brainsThat is why I dedicate to her this 'funk' that's kind of gayLike JamiroquaiI see her all the time acting like a pack of dogsWithout any direction, tumbling around the worldStealing money from old dying millionairesLike Donald Trump in less than a secondShe'll rob you of even your wrinklesShe's a witch without the broom or the wartBecause she's pretty, with her tight buttocksShe'll hypnotize you with her perfect noseLike the little French onesShe's an idiot, she extracts milk from your ballsIn order to ride in your convertible with the top downShe's a fine piece of a**, so fineShe's become more expensive than f***ing gasolineShe eats alone in elegant restaurantsFillet of gold with diamond saladShe'd rather get a permanent implantBefore feeding her childrenShe's an expert at breaking condomsShe's the owner of all your fortune before she takes off your pantsShe doesn't have indigenous or African blood in herBecause she says her family is of German descentShe is a disgrace to LatinosI wish I could pierce her chest with a javelin,Set her on fire and that her breasts would burnAnd that the tip of the javelin is also poisonousTo ensure her deathBecause even if they don't deserve itThese chicks are lucky and come back alive like zombiesThat's why afterwards I'm going to attack her with a combo of punchesIn her face until she becomes disfigured

She wants (***) (What for?)To get rid of her 'gringa' issues (And him?)Someone needs to give him a 'habano' (What for?)So he'll walk like a Hispanic (Whateva!!)Someone needs to stain his shoes (With what?)With mud from the mountains (Ay! What for?)To take away his attitude (What attitude?)His cheesecake from England attitude

There goes the guy who wears tight fitting pantsTo make his package showWith the hairstyle they use in 'Objetivo Fama'That makes them look like they just got out of bedAnd that they poured cement gel on their hairAnd then they dye the ends a caramel brown colorHe wears colored contacts to lighten his eyesAnd although he's Latin he speaks with a weird accentHe's an imbecile, his dream is to be a 'bolero' croonerAnd afterwards to make a calendar dressed as a firefighterA guy with very little imaginationHe could easily find work as a reporter on UnivisionFrom Miami, he finds himself a babeWith his Armani wardrobeHe spends his time pursuing any a**Has the same creativity as any reggaeton singerHe also beats women as does Fernando del RinconHe's a phony idiot, he's a fakeAnd on top of everything he's a fan of Justin TimberlakeWhat f***s him up the most like a blisterIs that as much as he combs [his hair] he can't deny his native featuresHe's a disgrace to LatinosI wish I could invite him over to a pool [party]In the middle of a thunderstormAlso, I'd like to bestow on him a Lamborghini without brakesTake him to get his prostate looked at with a drillAnd to push it in until blood comes outIn the name of all the people in Latin AmericaDying of hunger

She wants (***) (What for?)To get rid of her 'gringa' issues (And him?)Someone needs to give him a 'habano' (What for?)So he'll walk like a Hispanic (Whateva!!)Someone needs to stain his shoes (With what?)With mud from the mountains (Ay! What for?)To take away his attitude (What attitude?)His cheesecake from England attitude (Ha Ha Ha)

You're an idiotA double loserSuper imbecileA Latino imbecile

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