Who Knew
[Intro](I never knew I) Mic check one-two(I never knew I) Who would have knew?(I never knew I) Who woulda known?(I never knew I) Fuck woulda thought?(I never knew I) Mothafucka comes out(I never knew I) And sells a couple of million records(I never knew I) And these mothafuckas hit the ceiling
[Verse 1]I don't do black music, I don't do white musicI make fight music, for high school kidsI put lives at risk when I drive like thisI put wives at risk with a knife like thisShit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck nowI'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched outDucked the fuck way down, waiting to straight jump outPut it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?Oh, you want me to watch my mouth, how?Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around?Look, I'll burn your fucking house down, circle aroundAnd hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burnin' furniture out (Oh my God!)I'm sorry, there must be a mix-upYou want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?Fuck that, take drugs, rape slutsMake fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-upGet aware, wake up, get a sense of humorQuit tryna censor music, this is for your kid's amusement (The kids!)But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terraceYou shoulda been watching him, apparently you ain't parents
[Hook]Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this bigI never knew I, knew I'd affect this kidI never knew I'd, get him to slit his wristI never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
[Verse 2]So who's bringing the guns in this country?I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in LondonAnd last week, I seen this Schwarzenegger movieWhere he's shooting all sorts of these mothafuckas with an uziI sees three little kids, up in the front rowScreaming go, with their 17-year-old UncleI'm like, "Guidance.. ain't they got the same moms and dadsWho got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"And told me that my tape taught 'em to swearWhat about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss wordsWhen his bus driver's screaming at him, fucking him up worse(Go sit the fuck down, you little fucking prick!)And fuck was the first word I ever learnedUp in the third grade, flipping the gym teacher the bird (Look!)So read up 'bout how I used to get beat upPeed on, be on free lunch and changed school every 3 monthsMy life's like kinda what my wife's like (What?)Fucked up after I beat her fucking ass every night, IkeSo how much easier would life beIf 19 million mothafuckas grew to be just like me?
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[Verse 3]I never knew I.. knew I'd have a new house or a new carA couple years ago I was more poorer than you areI don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)Skibbedy-be-bop, a Christopher ReeveSonny Bono, skis, horses and hitting some treesHow many retards'll listen to meAnd run up in the school shooting when they're pissed at a tea--cher, her, him, is it you, is it them?"Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?Man, I'm just as fucked up as you woulda beenIf you woulda been in my shoes, but who woulda thoughtThat Slim Shady would be something that you woulda bought?That woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a copI just said it, I ain't know if you'd do it or not
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[Outro]How the fuck was I supposed to know?