Eminem "My Dad's Gone Crazy" lyrics

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My Dad's Gone Crazy

[Intro - Television show]Hello boys and girls!Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationshipsDo you have a daddy? I'll bet you do!Who's your daddy?

[*snorting*]

[Hailie] Daddy what are you doing?[Em + H] Okay then! Everybody, listen up![Eminem] I'm goin to hell! Who's comin with me?![Hailie] Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy!

[Verse 1]There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too highNo plane that I can't learn how to flyWhat do I gotta do to get through to youTo show you there ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to[Hailie: Rahhnnn!] Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass ballsI cut em off and got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jarInside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglassesWith Elton John's name on my drag wallI'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass offAll this time me and Dre been fucking with hats off(Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off'fore I push this motherfuckin' button and blast offAnd launch one at these Russians and that's allBlow every fucking thing except Afghanistan on the map offWhen will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?{*knocking*} Hailie, tell em baby - (My dad's lost it!)

[Hook - Eminem + Hailie]There's really nothing else to say, I - I can't explain it(I think my dad's gone crazy!)A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell em baby(I think my dad's gone crazy!)There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me(I think my dad's gone crazy!)There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

[Verse 2]It's like my mother always told meRana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and CodeineAnd God dammit you little motherfuckerIf you ain't got nothing nice to say then don't say nothingUh, fuck that shit bitch!Eat a motherfucking dick, chew on a prickAnd lick a million motherfucking cocks per secondI'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel recordI'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussyAnd have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ringIn my nose then quit bringing my flowsQuit giving me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean?If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.OI wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-minie-moeCatch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no moreAm I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more? (Dad!)

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[Verse 3]My songs can make you cry, take you by surpriseAt the same time, can make you dry your eyesWith the same rhyme; see, what you're seeing is a genius at workWhich to me isn't workSo it's easy to misinterpret it at firstCause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheekI'd yank my fuckin' teethBefore I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gumsGet struck by fuckin' lightning twice at onceAnd die and come back as Vanilla Ice's sonAnd walk around the rest of my life spit onAnd kicked and hit with shit every time I sungLike R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes onMore pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girlInside of a plane, aimed at the World TradeStanding on Ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky'til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie JadeAnd that's pretty much the gist of itThe parents are pissed but the kids love it9 millimeter heaters stashed in 2-seaters with meat cleaversI don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

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[Outro - Hailie]Ha ha ha ha!You're funny daddy!

Moj tata je poludio

(Intro - emisija na televiziji)Zdravo, dječaci i djevojčice!Danas ćemo pričati o odnosima očeva i kćeriImate li vi tatu? Kladim se da imate!Tko je vaš tata?

(*šmrkanje*)

(Hailie) Tata, što to radiš?(Eminem & Hailie) Dobro onda! Svi slušajte!(Eminem) Idem u pakao! Tko ide sa mnom?(Hailie) Molim vas, neka mu netko pomogne! Mislim da je moj tata poludio!

(Prva kitica)Nema planine na koju se ne mogu opeti, nema previsokog tornjaNema aviona kojim ne mogu naučiti upravljatiŠto moram učiniti da doprem do vasDa vam pokažem da ne postoji mjesto gdje ne mogu odnijeti ovu motornu pilu(Hailie: Arrrrrrrn!) Jebeno pametan, mišići i muda od mesingaOdrežem ih, obložim broncom i ukiselim u staklenciU hodniku sa svojim potpisanim naočalamaS imenom Eltona Johna* na svom ziduIzlazim iz ormara, cijelo vrijeme sam lagaoSve ovo vrijeme ja i Dre* smo se jebali bez kondoma(Popuši ga, Marshall!) Zato recite Lauri* i njenom mužu da odbijuPrije nego pritisnem ovo jebeno dugme i izazovem eksplozijuI lansiram jednu od ovih ruskih raketa i to je toRaznesem svaku jebenu stvar na karti osim Afganistana*Kad će to prestati? Kad ću biti gotov sa sranjima?(*kucanje*) Hailie, reci im, dušo - (Moj tata je izgubio razum!)

(Refren: Eminem & Hailie)Ustvari se ništa više ne može reći, ja - ja ne mogu to objasniti(Mislim da je moj tata poludio!)Malo pomoći Hailie Jade, reci im, dušo(Mislim da je moj tata poludio!)Ne postoji ništa što možete napraviti ili reći da me ikad promijenite(Mislim da je moj tata poludio!)Ne postoji nitko na zemlji tko me može spasiti, pa čak ni Hailie(Mislim da je moj tata poludio!)

(Druga kitica)Kao što mi je majka uvijek govorila:Blablablablablablablablabla i kodein*I ajde u kurac, mala pizdoAko nemaš ništa lijepo za reći, nemoj reći ništaMa jebo to sranje, kurvo!Najedi se jebene kare, prožvači kituI poliži milijun jebenih kurčeva u sekundiRadije bih izdao gospel pločuRadije bih bio pizda koju pička mlati, lizao pičkuI imao stidne usne zalijepljene na lice s klitoralnim piercingomU svom nosu nego prestao bacati rimePrestani mi davati municiju, zar ne vidiš zašto sam tako zločest?Kad bi me svi pustili na miru, to ne bi bila moja glavna temaNe bih morao birati koga ću prvog napastiUhvati pederčinu za palac; ma ne znam više, čovječeJesam li ja jedini koji je ovdje normalan, jebote? (Tata!)

(Refren)

(Treća kitica)Moje pjesme te mogu rasplakati, iznenaditi teU isto vrijeme mogu ti obrisati suzeIstom rimom, ono što vidiš je genij na djeluZa mene to nije posaoZato ga je lako krivo shvatiti na početkuJer kad ja govorim, ne znaš kad sam ozbiljanIstrgao bih si zubePrije nego što bih pregrizao jezik, odsjekao bih si plombeDao da me jebeni grom udari dvaput odjednomI umro i opet se vratio kao sin Vanille Icea*I hodao cijeli život popljuvan iI izmlaćen i udaran raznim sranjima svaki put kad zapjevamKao R. Kelly* čim mu puste pjesmuU mom umu je više boli nego u očima male djevojčiceU avionu koji juri prema Svjetskom trgovačkom centru*Stojim na Ronniejevom* grobu, urlam na neboDok se oblaci ne skupe, to su Clyde Mathers* i Bonnie Jade*I to je ustvari sveRoditelji su bijesni, ali djeca obožavaju toPištolji od 9 mm u autu skupa s mesarskim noževima*Ne krivim vas, ni ja sam ne bih dao Hailie da me sluša

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(Outro - Hailie)Ha ha ha ha!Tata, smiješan si!

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