I'm Back
[Hook: Eminem]That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)I'm back (I'm back)I'm back (Slim Shady!)
[Verse 1: Eminem]I murder a rhyme one word at a timeYou never heard of a mind as perverted as mineYou better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna helpWhat good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?I'm waiting for hell, like hell, shit I'm anxious as hellManson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jailI used to be my mommy's little angel at twelveThirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelfI used to, get punked and bullied on my block'till I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailboxI used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck lessWhat do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I'm stressedToo much cess, depressed, too upsetIt's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)Grew up quick (no) was raised rightWhatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is rightYou think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I--T-E, cause MTV was so friendly to meCan't wait 'til Kim sees meNow is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't working?You hear this finger? Oh it's upside downHere, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
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[Verse 2: Eminem]I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into itJust to see if he's influenced by me, if he listens to musicAnd if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victimAnd becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe{*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim ShadyI been crazy way before radio didn't play meThe sensational {*vocal scratch "Back is the incredible!"*}With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edibleIt's Ken Kaniff on the, internetTryin to, lure your kids with him, into bedIt's a, sick world we live in these days"Slim for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!"Geez, you guys are so sensitive"Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenicWhose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smokin 'emWith my windows tinted, with nine limos rentedDoin lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin outAll high and indo scentedAnd that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me
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[Verse 3: Eminem]I take seven [kids] from [Columbine], stand 'em all in lineAdd an AK-47, a revolver, a nineA MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mineAnd that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one timeCause (I'mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazyAs the world was over this whole Y2K thingAnd by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?Am I the only one who realizes they stink?Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?It's why I tend to block out when I hear thingsCause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it lingerLonger than the rumor that I was stickin it to ChristinaCause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbizIt'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own motherI still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside herAnd have a son and a new brother at the same timeAnd just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
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[Eminem {*vocal scratching*}]Guess who's b-back, backGue-gue-guess who's back (Hi mom!){*scratch*} Guess who's back{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who's backD-12 {*scratch*} Guess who's backGue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's backDr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess who's backBack back {*scratch*} back{*scratch*}Slim Shady, 2001I'm blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck