Pimp Like Me
WhattupI gotta tell you motherfuckers the truthThis is straight G shitAnd all you can do is respect it
[Swifty McVay]Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVayNone of y'all niggaz got shit to sayRhymes keep comin off like a toupeePlus I'm big headed runnin things my wayA selfish man, the back of the handBe slappin the hell out of hoes because I canProstitute, I want my lootAnd I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man andY'all givin niggaz what they needin'til bitches understand I'm mean andSwift McVay is, blowin upCourvosier 'til I'm throwin upWanna playa hate me, bitch so what?What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?All you wanna do is wanna stick him upYou wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)D-12, naturally liftedYou niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuitYou fuck wit me, I fuck wit youYour entourage, nigga fuck them tooI got grenadesWhat the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)Y'all major softCops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em coughblood and shitThat's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuckIf you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)Even if the nigga don't care to nutFor every stroke, it's a hundred bucksRespect the game, you just a slutSo open your legs up and get my duck
[Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae]You just a .. (hoe)You just my .. (hoe)Dirty-ass .. (hoe)I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch[repeat first part 3X]
Go get my .. (dough)Go bring me my .. (dough)Dirty-ass .. (hoe)I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
[Proof]I don't spit game, no longer than my nameThen when my chain hang, my nuts do the sameDon't pay pussy, pussy pay meBitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)And knowin the fact, I was born to mackThat's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sacGot good game, that's a hood thangWhat'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?Let 'em all bang, run that cheeseTell that trick nigga (come back please!)Rob a L7, that's a squareYou a bottom hoe, you got to knowOff you I plan to make a lot of doughSo suck fast bitch, and swallow slow[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track
[Kon Artis]I don't pay for ass, you pump my gasYou get slapped when we're short of cashI get whiplash when I hit the gasAnd I holla out the window of the hatchWhere's my scratch? Bitch, that's, itSuck it stroke it make me richAs a token of my appreciation it'sanother client for you to hitI don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kidsYou shoulda picked another occupation trickNow you're stuck with me, fuck with meand I'ma slap you up in this truckYou must be out your mind or somethinCryin and whinin like you tired or somethinGo suck some head until it aches for BufferinYou don't work? You make nothinI'm just another case of a lazy husband
[Kuniva]I want the paper stackBuy you an outfit, then take it backWhen you page me BITCH I never page you backYou only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)Hoes recognize, and niggaz do tooCause they realize that niggaz do shootDon't like a chick that act too cuteBitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)And don't be askin me, all kind of questionsAll harassin me, callin stressinOr I may have to release some aggressionBeat you to death and teach you a lessonLookin for handouts like you my damn spousePull your pants down and fuck my mans nowShut your damn mouth or get in the damn houseOff with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
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[Bizarre]Sell that pussySell that pussy bitchGet out there and switch and go make Bizarre richYou gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitchNow get on the corner, and start suckin some dicksNiggaz want pussy, and I need cashSo mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty assBizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'emFuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)Shut up bitch, you talk too muchNow you about to get fucked in your dirty buttYou never seen a pimp like me, out here whorinShut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the morninCause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard ofGive me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)Go suck dick in the back of the partySo what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
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[Eminem w/ Dina Rae]You just a .. (hoe)You just a .. (hoe)That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)You just a, dirty ass bitchA dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)
[Outro]And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpinYou heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozenyou ever seen in yo' god damn lifeYo this is Rondell Fiend on the sceneAnd we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylinYouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin aboutWe let you know right hereBig pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bedThat's just what we doYou know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968The pussy is all greatI'll see you at eight, bitch