Barbershop
[Intro: Kon Artis]This time we're gonna do our thing (Huh)Is that aiight wit y'all? (Yeah)Its gotta be cuz we gon do it anywayAin't that right fellaz (Yeah)Fellaz ain't that right (Yeah)Haha
[Hook: Kon Artis]Tell ya people, that I'm the manI can't be faded, there's been a change of plansYou can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)At the barbershop (At the barbershop)You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
[Kon Artis]Well, it's Friday afternoon and I just woke up (*burp-fart*)That's right I just woke upFrom an excruciating evening at work, woman so whatThat its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight upAnd know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you knowLeave the premises less you planning to cook, I mean it'sThree o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for thatBig party tonight thrown at K-P ProductionsAnd I don't wanna loose my spotCause everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the blockSo I got to be in that seat at Four o'clockShoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfitSo tell ya people
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[Kuniva]Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (Wassup playa, wassup)On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright)I want a line-up and I don't want you to fate me (Nope)A ghetto girl with an attitude to come and braid meSo what's happening, the hood's seeing inI get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's beginWho got shot? (Mike) Who got jumped? (Eric)Who got ganked? (Shay) Who got robbed? (Dee)Who went to jail? (Chuck) Who got saved? (Rick)Who's getting money and who's broke as a jokeAnd hear about your lady called me that started smoking that dopeYou get it all at this little dusty placeLet me be still, she getting out the razor from my face
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[Bizarre]You heard of me, the fat guy that rapsNow its time for Bizarre to take off his shower capIts been five days, I patiently waitedSaturday morning, its time to get fadedAnd I mean get faded, "I mean get faded"Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make itMy barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cutBut she got some nice teeth and big ol' buttSo two days a week, I get faded for no reasonSame old haircut, keep it low and evenIf you see me in a barbershop, go on and runCause I'm probably getting a perm and my toe-nails done
[Proof (Kon Artis)]Got here full grip, but can't call the copsI gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershopJump in the seat "Yo, give me the line and"And tell me who came through shinning(Homeboy scooped up, in a new truckGave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucksThen he started bragging bout his last lick)Cut me a design along with his address
[Swift]You can have a million dollar suit on, shinning with your karats upBut it don't mean nothing if ya flogging in your haircutNow who next? (Um, I just want my son to get a tape-up)What about you sweetie? (So what you trying say?)I'm just playing with you baby (Hey, he do this all the time)And all you do is whine, and drink wine (Hahaha)Yo, you know that Cho-chie got knocked out? (Man) (When?)Early at Le'mott's house (Again?)(I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch)(You was wit him yesterday)(Man what are you talking bout?)I'm just about ready to throw yall out(No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour)You know I'll raise up the rates
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