Brad Paisley "Celebrity" Songtext

Celebrity

Someday, I'm gonna be famous,Do I have talent? Well, no.These days you don't really need it,Thanks to reality shows.

Can't wait to date a supermodel,Can't wait to sue my Dad.Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari,On my way to rehab.

'Cause when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.You can act just like a fool;People think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.I can throw a major fit,When my latte isn't just how I like it.When they say I've gone insane,I'll blame it on the pain,And the pressures that go with bein' a celebrity.Ah ha.

I'll get to cy to Barbara Walters,When things don't go my way.An' I'll get community service,No matter which law I break.

I'll make the supermarket tabloids,They'll write some awful stuff.But the more they run my name down,The more my price goes up.

Cuz, when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.no matter what ya do;People think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.Now, I can fall in and out of love,Have marriages that barely last a month.When they go down the drain,I'll blame it on the fame,And say: "It's just so tough, bein' a celebrity."

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west,To the land of fun in the sun.We'll be real world, bachelor, jackass millionaires.Hey, hey Hollywood, here we come.

Yeah, when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.No matter what you do,People think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.Bein' a celebrity.Yeah, a celebrity.Ah ha.