Porcupine Pie
Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pieVanilla soup, a double scoop pleaseNo, maybe I won't, maybe I won't, maybe I willThe tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese
Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pieDon't let it get on your jeansAnd though it sounds a little strangeWell, you gotta eat it with glovesOr your hands will turn green
Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pieIt weaves its web through my dreamAnd I do believe I'm gonna get oneAnd leave enough room for dessertChicken ripple ice cream