False Alarm
Bathroom stalls for the powder nose (she loves)High heel shoes with the open toes (she loves)She's got a good time wrapped in gold (she loves)For you, for youAll red dress with the devil eyes (she loves)So obsessed with the camera lights (she loves)You love her, but you can't deny (she loves)The truth, the truth
[Pre-Chorus]She loves everybodyCan't you tell by the signs?She loves everybodyShe gets off all the timeIt's a dark philosophyAnd it haunts her constantlyIt's a false alarm to meShe's a false alarm
[Chorus]False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
Six inch long, 'bout three inch wide (she loves)Dolla, dolla bill is her only type (she loves)You love her but you'll never be (she loves)The one, the oneDiamonds and the rings are her fantasy (she loves)She chase hearts with the Hennessy (she loves)You love her, but you'll never be (she loves)Enough, enough
[Pre-Chorus]She loves everybodyCan't you tell by the signs?She loves everybodyShe gets off all the timeIt's a dark philosophyAnd it haunts her constantlyShe's a false alarm to meShe's a false alarm
[Chorus]False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
[Bridge]She always leaves the man she lovesBut the diamonds are foreverShe always seems to be aloneBut the diamonds make it better
[Chorus]False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey)False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)