Curmudgeon
I can't handle on the mantleI'm upset 'til I'm homeIt's the season, I'm all reasonNo, I have seen through, no, I've grown
She's at the seamsCheat on meCheat on meCheat on meAt the seamsAnd I seemAt the seamsCheat on meAt the seams
I'm a lecher, I'm a planterI've set something in the guardI'm on a handle, on the mantleI'm not Santa, I met God
She's at the seamCheat on meCheat on meCheat on meCheat on meAt the seamsAt the seamsAt the seamsCheat on me
I'm a lady, can you save me?It's the sulfur, I have drunk'Tis the season, and I'm all reasonI have fleas, so run on home
She's the seamCheat on meCheat on meCheat on meCheat on meCheat on meCheat on meAt the seamsAt the seamsCheat on me