Medicine Ball
[Intro]Ohh, my goodness! What have I done?Oh no (oh no) I can't believe it! (believe it)It's like (it's like)I've got the whole WORLD, in my palm (in my palm)And I'm ready to drop bombs
[Verse 1]Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, RebeccaIt's the village in New York right next to the TribecaThat's my sector, homosexual dissectorCome again, rewind selector!I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy HectorSo you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck yaHannibal Lecter into guy sex, and I bet yaI tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get yaThey say once bitten and twice shyWell I lie next to the guyWith nine ecstasy pills and five extraBoxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessirI took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresserThat's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester?Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimesterPerform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'llDig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her
[Hook]I guess it's time for you to hate me againLet's begin, now hand me the penHow should I begin it and where does it all end?The world is just my medicine ball, you're all inI said I guess it's time for you to hate me againLet's begin, now hand me the penHow should I begin it and where does it all end?My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends
[Verse 2]All my Westside bitches throw it upPut a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it upMan I think that he just fell off the deep end, sho' enoughSo you better change the station to keep from throwin upMan you seen it all before, you're all too familiar with itThere's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did itYou know you with it girl, don't front, oh no you didn'tI won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole you kiddin?I'll pee on Rihanna, see man I do what I wannaSpray perfume in the sauna room, crazy gluing MadonnaTo the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on herImagine a visual for that man, who woulda thought ICould ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeaceBut the chick's so old she looks like she out-lived a life sentenceI never meant this, rhyme to be so offensiveIf you weren't so defensive it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive!
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[Verse 3]Put Christopher Reeve on a unicycle with a kickstandKick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksandHere, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branchWith both hands, man they don't understand I'm just a sick manNow everybody's pissed at me - like it's my faultHis name rhymes with so many different words, jeez!So one last time, Mr. Christopher ReeveWon't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please?"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you {*sniffs*}Always hated you and I still doYou'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume {*sniffs*}Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel youYou're taking this shit too far {*sniffs*}Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoireEvery day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboardLet's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"
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[Outro]The world is mine! (the world is mine)