The sad but true story of Ray Mingus...
It's been a pretty long time, baby but now I'm back in townIt's time to leave your husband, now you know that little clownLast time we were seeing didn't you beg for moreIt's okay with me as long as you do it four on the floor
This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonightYou will be my lover but not my tender wife
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your manI'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot standI'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your manI'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand
I've missed the little North Pole on the bottom of my twisterHere's the one-eyed-worm, now you'll never be a sisterWell, it's time to leave now, you better walk her homeDon't forget you underwear, you look pretty stoned
This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonightYou will be my lover but not my tender wifeI'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your manI'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your manI'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot standI'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your manI'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man