Lady Godiva's Operation
Lady Godiva here dressed so demurelyPats the head of another curly haired boy, just another toySick with silence she weps sincerelysaying word that have oh so clearly been saidso long agoDraperies wrapped gently 'round her shoulderLife has made her that much bolder nowthat she's found out howDressed in silk, latin lace and envyPride and joy of the latest penny fairepretty passing careHair today now dipped in the waterMaking love to every poor daughter's sonisn't it funNow today propping grace with envyLady Godiva peers to see if anyone's thereand hasn't a careDoctor is coming the nurse thinks SWEETLYTurning on the machines that NEATLY pump airthe body lies bareShaved and hairless what once was SCREAMINGnow lies silent and almost SLEEPINGthe brain must have gone awayStraped securly to the white tableether caused the body to wither and writheunderneath the white lightDoctor arrives with knife and baggagesees the growth as just so much cabbagethat nowmust be cut awayNow come the moment of Great! Great! Decision!The doctor is making his first incisionOne goes here--one goes thereThe ether tube's leaking says someone who's sloppythe patient it seems is not so well sleepingThe screams echo up the hallDon't panic someone give him pentathol instantlyDoctor removes his bladecagily slow from the brainBy my count of ten--the head won't move