Purple Hills
[Hook: Eminem]I've been so many placesI've seen so many facesBut nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hillsI've climbed the highest mountainOnce or twice but who's countin'?But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
[Verse 1: Eminem](Yo, yo, yo)Cool calm, just like my momWith a couple of lawsuits inside her palmIt's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve(oooooh) To roll up on you like Christopher ReevesI can't describe the vibe I getWhen I drive by six people and (five I hit)(Aww shit) I started a mosh pitSquashed a chick and lost the foster kidsThis room makes me hallucinateThen I sweat 'till I start losin' weight'till I see dumb (shit) start happenin'Dumber than Vanilla Ice trynna rap again!So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce!I said come on bounce!Everybody in the house doing mass amountsTo the women in the thongs with their asses outWe don't bull (shit) better ask aroundD-12 throws the bombest bash in townBizzare your mom is (passing out)Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out!
[Verse 2: Kuniva and Kon Artis][Kuniva]Junk that someone help DenaunHe's upstairs wrestling with Elton John![Kon Artist]Hey Von, ya see me stepping on these leprechauns?[Kuniva]They gotta be (acid cause the X) is gone[Kon Artist]Yeah I took 'em all dawg with some ParmesanAnd I think my arm is gone[Kuniva]Naw it's probably numbYoung, dumb and full of (cum)(BLEEEEHH) And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue![Kon artist]Scaredy ass it was a false alarm!Ya think I 'bout to die when I just got on?[Kuniva]Yo, stop acting stupidYou so (high) that you might wake up with a (guy) on some new (shit)(EWWW)[Kon artist]Yeah I think I did too much, (uh huh)I think I got the runs! (uh huh)[(Red pills, blue pills, and green)]Watch out, here it comes!
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[Bridge]Dirty dozen, 80 of usShady brothers, ladies love usThat's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each otherThey probly' wanna take each other out and date each otherSomethin', Somethin', Somethin', Somethin', Somethin', Somethin', Somethin'I don't know
[Verse 3: Proof]Hop, hills, hills I hopHop two hills on stilts I walk(Snort two lines) that were filled with chalkThought I was incredible I (killed) the hulkI wanna (roll) away like a roller bladeUntil my (eyes roll) back in my skull for daysAnd when I'm old and grey I'm 'a go for brokeNo? Okey doke, (I'm packing my nose) with soap*coughing* Am I supposed to choke?Had an accident when the Trojan brokeAww, poor baby, born by (whore) ladyNow I'm paying child support? (It's your baby!)
[Verse 4 - Swifty]I take (four shots) at one time!And I don't need a chase when I'm swallowing mine(Hey, ya got any room?) in Bizarre's hatch backWe can't go far cause the car has flatsWhy the hell you people think I rap?Cause my mother taught me how to breach contractsAnd if you got cash, then hide it too (Swift chill!)I'm just trynna get by like you!Well I don't give a damn if you find me rudeMean crude to hell with you tooI only need three (pills) and I'm coolI just got some, and I'm going back soon
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[Verse 4 - Bizarre]I'm at a rave looking at a babe like she want itGin and Tonic demonic, body smell like vomitLooney, crazy, jumpy, sexy, dopey headed guyWhipped cream, dirty mattresses, wanna try?(Blue pills, golden seals)Got Bizarre acting illDrugs kill (Yeah right)Chick I'm for real!Shut your mouth you dirty girlYou know you want me in your worldLadies, please don't fightBizarre's here all night!
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