Just Like U
[Intro: Eminem]Daddy?
[Hook: Kids] (4X)I wanna be just like youWhen I grow up, yes I do
[Verse 1: Bizarre]You don't wanna be just like your daddyPimpin' hoes out here drivin' CaddiesRunnin' 'round town, fuckin' with skeezersShots in your ass, catchin' diseasesSon, your daddy got a foul mouthFrom fuckin' bitches in they foul mouthsI can't help it, my group's D12All we do is pop pills and stay in jailTalkin' nasty shit, Bizarre won't stopI'll fuck two twins, with a midget on topA sick mind, rapin' an old ladyKnowin' damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a babyAll I can teach you, learn how to macSmoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk backMatter fact, smack your sister, she's a slutDon't you realize Bizarre don't give a fuck
[Hook] (4X)
[Verse 2]Don't go to school, become a Catholic priestSell crack to your Auntie DeniseIf Auntie Denise is short forty centMake her get on the ground and suck your small dickNas is gon' probably hate meWhen Mos Def hear this he probably gon' suffocate meWhy they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?All he gon' do is talk about hoes and smoking crackIf your wife is pregnant I call her a whoreLeave her no money and go out on tourNah, I'm playing leave her somethingI pack a hot dog and a fucking dirty muffinYou're my son, I'm trying to teach you somethin'You're eight years old? It's time to start fuckin'You know daddy won't give you the wrong adviceSmoke weed and listen to Obie Trice
[Hook] (8X)
[Outro]All I can tell you how to do is pop pills and stay highAnd tell a bitch to suck a dickI'm a parent, yeahA motherfuckin' role modelHi-Tek