Bitch
[Bizarre]We got something for the bitches
[Intro: Eminem]These bitches always be all, giggling and shitBut they get mad when their favorite song don't come on in the clubCatch an attitude and shitSo we got one for them, it goes like this
[Verse 1: Eminem]We wrote a song for the hoesYou like to hear it, here it goesA little something you probably won't hear on your radiosSo when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knowsAnd if I'm talking too fast it just means you're listening too slowAnd if you listen a little faster maybe you'll catch up, bitchJu jah jah jah dah du ju jah, you just made me mess up, bitchBlibiri babiler blabber, it don't matter, I'm just blabberingLike you understand what I'm saying anywayI'm just traveling in one ear and I'm out the otherYou're so fucking drunk all you hear is the beat b-b-beatI could be saying anything, just get your ass on the floorWear the same pants that you wore from the day beforeBaby and shake that ass like a whore
[Hook: Eminem and Kon Artis]Yeah, I'm talking to you, bitchGet up and dance, bitchWiggle that ass, bitchYeah that's it, bitchYeah, I called you a bitch, bitchWhat you going to do about it bitchSit there and cry like a little bitch, bitchGet up and dance bitchWiggle that ass bitchYou little trash, bitchYeah, that's itYeah, I called you a trash, bitchNot trailer trash, switchTake the person you with and exchange partner, bitch
[Verse 2: Swifty]Tell me that it ain't no hanging and fuck calling homeUntil you look at me, before you answer the phoneWhen I flee, your ass can get naked and be as freeAs you wanna be freak, but I'm taking the key with meYou ain't gonna get shit, so don't even askDisrespect my wishes bitch I'll beat your assWatch me coming home full, eating half of your doggy bagAnd I leave laughing, while you calling me on the ragI'm the type that might cut off the lights when I hitAnd before she cut them on, Kuniva already switchedYour ass ain't even riding with Swift unless you're hoeingWhen I'm done, I'll throw you out and ask you where you going
[Verse 3: Bizarre]Ho ain't the only thing you call a girlSlut, Tramp(Oh, how you doing, Sheryl)Ever since I was eight I been starting to hateI said fuck the hoes and started eating cheesecakeScrambled eggs and steak, strawberries and grapesDamn that sounds great, hold on wait (Bizzy!)Okay back to the bitches, wash the dishes after thatGive me stitches, a fucking half Indian chick, sucked my dickThis time tomorrow, I won't remember shitGot respect for a player, got on snoop gatorsAnd they ain't now and laters, bitch
[Hook]
[Kon Artis] Hey, baby, what's up with you[Dina Rae] Hey[Kuniva] Ayo, your man here with you[Dina Rae] Nope[Kuniva] Nah, you single, I can tell[Kon Artis] You came with them hoes, didn't you[Dina Rae] Huh[Kuniva] No, he meant friends girl, excuse him, it's the liquor[Dina Rae] Hahahaha[Kon Artis] Ayo, let's get this party cracking these bitches ain't got nigga's[Kuniva] Damn, now you know he didn't mean that[Dina Rae] Come on, you seen that[Kon Artis] She all whining and shit, get this bitch a Kleenex[Dina Rae] What did he say[Kuniva] Nothing, he said you seem stressed[Kon Artis] Naw, you gots big breasts[Dina Rae] Huh[Kuniva] And you wearing your nice dress[Dina Rae] Cause I was gonna say[Kon Artis] Oh, you wasn't gonna say shit[Dina Rae] Excuse me[Kuniva] He said Michael Jackson just got another face lift[Dina Rae] Oh[Kon Artis] Dumb ho[Dina Rae] Nigga[Kuniva] No, gumbo, he wanna cook it for you tonight[Kon Artis] Bitch, what up thoughJust fuck for a buck, do something strange for changeOr make me holla for a dolla, just hop in the range[Kuniva] Shh, shit, shut up nigga, no, shut up[Dina Rae] Man, fuck both of y'all niggas[Kuniva] See I was trying to be polite, stank ass trick[Kon Artis] Oh, somebody is jacking off tonight
[Verse 4: Proof]Oh you a bitch but don't chokeI say the same to my MommaI got Christina, Britney with meShit, we banging MadonnaWatch her strip you on that ten bitch ain't got change for a dollarBlow your tongue and give this one the mouth you came with a condomQuick cum is the motto, so just swallow and breatheSwallow and breathe, now swallow these seedsI know you mocha lotti Mommies won't get down on your kneesYou want some money honey damn you must be outta your weaveHit the telly fuck her belly you ain't gotta go weakPlus you wanna be a model you need a lot of more sleepI'm a pimp bitch don't be shy, show me them big titsYour lipstick, I want it smeared all on my limp dickFor instance, busting nuts is only my interestSo princess, don't get your feelings hurt cause men justParty and bullshit till she gargle and swallow the dickI'm taking the train to spain, don't bother calling me, bitch
[Hook]
[Outro: Kon Artis And Eminem]Yeah you heard me bitch, did I stu-stu-stutter stupidYou ain't listein to the words of this song anywayAll you do is listen to the beats with your dumbass, bitchDancing, trying to get a nigga money in the club with your stupid manipular selfWe was talking bout you DODOYou, you dumb bitch youThe one that want a drink and dont want to pay for itSpend all your money you make all week on that dressAnd I spill a drink on it, acting like I'm drunk when I'm notI'm just trying to fuckI'm just trying to fuck, bitch