Intro

Welcome backHere we go againA beautiful girl and some dirty old menBefore we continue the task at handLet's go ahead and introduce the band

From the land of volcanoesThe lovely luciaHer voice will fill you with wonder and fearShe screams like a banshee and she moves like a catI could tell you much more but let's leave it at that

The lord of lardThe mighty swineHe loves manchego and a bottle of wineAlso known as raymond wattsHe screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots

The one and onlyThe great steve whiteHis morals are loose but his shirts are tightChallenged by fewRivaled by noneHe's alow down dirty son of a gun

This is the biscuit's cruxSolid rock against the fluxUltra-heavy beat deluxeKMFDM forever sucksHere's your voice from the undergroundGet ready for another roundNothing new it's the same old shitIf it works this good why fuck with it

Andy selway the master of skinsOften found screwing chicks behind binsHis hobbies include but aren't limited toThings you and I would rather not do

And here we have julesThe king of guitarHe's only home when he's inside a barRings and spikes and chains and tattoosHe breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes

I am kapt'n KThe korruptor of youthMy word is gospel of the honest truthI am the father of industrial rockAnd if you don't believe meYou can suck my glock