Fashionably Late
[Chorus]It's 9 o'clock on the dot, at the spotAnd I'm hanging with her friends againGreat taste, beautiful placeAnd you're fashionably late, hey!And I don't wanna be that guyThat makes you sad, makes you cry againWithout a doubt, sorry about making out with your friendsGo!
I love the way that this beganStarted off right, so innocentI'm letting you know, I'm letting you goI want your best friendI'm giving it upAnd asking why you seem so shocked and so surprisedI'm sorry it hurts, I'm surely a jerkI understand why you're mad
[Bridge]Don't talk that crap when you call me backAs a mother of fact, don't act like thatEverybody knows you're rightEverybody knows i'm wrong, wrong!
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It's got nothing to do with how you lookJust another excuse to write a hookI'm letting you knowShe liked post up on my FacebookAnd after all you're not my typeBut all your friends are pretty niceYou know what I mean, stop making a sceneAnd take some words of advice
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And I've got the topic conversation nowAnd I know I'm running out of time. Yeah!It's not an honest demonstration nowYou're not the only oneNot the only one
[Bridge]Don't talk that crap when you call me backAs a mother of fact, don't act like thatEverybody knows you're rightEverybody sing along. Ah!
And I don't wanna be that guyThat makes you sad, makes you cry againWithout a doubt, sorry about fucking al your friends!(What?!)
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Making out with your friends (x2)Without a doubt, sorry about having sex with all your friends