Bonehead's Bank Holiday

You know I need a little breakTo get away for a holidaySo I can see the sunCos in the sun they say it's funIf you can get someWell I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplaneOr I could steal a carCos in a car you can go farJust depends on what kind of car you are

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laWhat kind of car you areLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

I met a funny looking girlOn a crowded beach in SpainHer name was AvalineShe said she came to Spain to have a good timeBut she was with her mumWho had a face like a nun in painShe said her name was DotShe didn't half talk a lotI couldn't tell if she was mad or not

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Don't you know - I should have stayed in EnglandOn my polluted beach - with all my special friendsDon't you know - I should have stayed in EnglandWith my big house and my big carAnd all my friend are there at the bar

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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laWhat kind of car you areLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la