Excuse my french
I don't know what you must be onYou walked in like the Aga KhanDid you fly in on a jet?Win a million dollar bet?So let me get my good shoes on
I wanna follow in the same old steps (oh)Where you waltz around like you're the best (oh)Where you garden blooms in MayBut it's snowing every day'Cause you have everything you want
You must be (you must be)The Houdini in my lifeBut you can't see (but you can't see)I could never be your wife
'Cause I'm still a ladyNo, I'm not some wenchThat falls for your your linesI'm not on the fenceYour routine is fading and boyI could use a wrenchI know my words won't fail mePlease excuse my French(Pardonne-moi)
Today you think you're Errol FlynnSharing stories where you think you've been (where you've been)Your style must be cramped (cramped)Without a passport stampCan't you see the twister that you're in (I'm in a twister and)
Why drown inside a sea of wordsYou're goin' under now, you won't get heardSo just give it a restThis time your more is lessYou're goin' solo in this dream
You must be (you must be)The Houdini in my life (the Houdini in my life)But you can't see (but you can't see)I could never be your wife
'Cause I'm still a ladyNo, I'm not some wenchThat falls for your your linesI'm not on the fenceYour routine is fadingBoy, I could use a wrenchI know my words won't fail mePlease excuse my French(Pardonne-moi)