Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop meStop me if you think that you'veHeard this one beforeStop me, oh, stop meStop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Nothing's changedI still love you, oh, I still love you...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love
I was delayed, I was way-laidAn emergency stopI smelt the last ten seconds of lifeI crashed down on the crossbarAnd the pain was enough to makeA shy, bald, buddhist reflectAnd plan a mass murderWho said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never!Who said I'd lied because I never?I was detained, I was restrainedAnd broke my spleenAnd broke my knee(and then he really laid into me)Friday night in out-patientsWho said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied? - Because I never, I neverWho said I'd lied? - Because I never
Oh, so I drank oneIt became fourAnd when I fell on the floor......I drank more
Stop me, oh, stop meStop me if you think that you'veHeard this one beforeStop me, oh, stop meStop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Nothing's changedI still love you, oh, I still love you...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love