Fitter Happier
fitter happiermore productivecomfortablenot drinking too muchregular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)getting on better with your associate employee contemporariesat easeeating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)a patient better drivera safer car (baby smiling in back seat)sleeping well (no bad dreams)no paranoiacareful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)favours for favoursfond but not in lovecharity standing orderson sundays ring road supermarket(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)car wash (also on sundays)no longer afraid of the darkor midday shadowsnothing so ridiculously teenage and desperatenothing so childishat a better paceslower and more calculatedno chance of escapenow self-employedconcerned (but powerless)an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)will not cry in publicless chance of illnesstires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)a good memorystill cries at a good filmstill kisses with salivano longer empty and franticlike a cattied to a stickthat's driven intofrozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)calmfitter, healthier and more productivea pigin a cageon antibiotics