I've Got a Dream
[Hook Hand Thug:]I'm malicious, mean and scaryMy sneer could curdle dairyAnd violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanestBut despite my evil lookAnd my temper, and my hookI've always yearned to be a concert pianistCan'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart?Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?Yep, I'd rather be called deadlyFor my killer show-tune medleyThank you!'Cause way down deep insideI've got a dream
[Thug Chorus:]He's got a dream!He's got a dream!
[Hook Hand Thug:]See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!Though I do like breaking femursYou can count me with the dreamersLike everybody elseI've got a dream!
[Big Nose Thug:]I've got scars and lumps and bruisesPlus something here that oozesAnd let's not even mention my complexionBut despite my extra toesAnd my goiter, and my noseI really want to make a love connectionCan't you see me with a special little ladyRowin' in a rowboat down the stream?Though I'm one disgusting blighterI'm a lover, not a fighter --'Cause way down deep insideI've got a dreamI've got a dream!
[Thug Chorus:]He's got a dream!
[Big Nose Thug:]I've got a dream!
[Thug Chorus:]He's got a dream!
[Big Nose Thug:]And I know one day romance will reign supreme!Though my face leaves people screamingThere's a child behind it, dreaming --Like everybody elseI've got a dream
[Thug Chorus:]Tor would like to quit and be a floristGunther does interior designUlf is into mimeAttila's cupcakes are sublimeBruiser knitsKiller sewsFang does little puppet shows
[Hook Hand Thug:]And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!
[Flynn:]I have dreams, like you -- no, really!Just much less touchy-feelyThey mainly happen somewherewarm and sunnyOn an island that I ownTanned and rested and aloneSurrounded by enormous piles of money
[Rapunzel:]I've got a dream!
[Thug Chorus:]She's got a dream!
[Rapunzel:]I've got a dream!
[Thug Chorus:]She's got a dream!
[Rapunzel:]I just want to see the floatinglanterns gleam!
[Thug Chorus:]Yeahh!
[Rapunzel:]And with every passing hourI'm so glad I left my tower --Like all you lovely folksI've got a dream!
[Thug Chorus:]She's got a dream!He's got a dream!They've got a dream!We've got a dream!So our diff 'rences ain'treally that extreme!We're one big team...!Call us brutal --Sick --
[Hook Hand Thug:]Sadistic --
[Big Nose Thug:]And grotesquely optimistic
[Thug Chorus:]'Cause way down deep insideWe've got a dream!
[Hook Hand Thug:]I've got a dream!
[Big Nose Thug:]I've got a dream!
[Thug Chorus:]I've got a dream!I've got a dream!I've got a dream!
[Rapunzel:]I've got a dream!
[All:]Yes way down deepinside, I've got a dream!Yeahh!