Anyone's Daughter
I stood under your bedroom windowThrowing up a brickNo one came I threw one moreThat really did the trickYour daddy came and banged my headHe said what kind of manIs this that's hanging 'round my girlAnd threw me in the carYou're a farmer's daughterYou're a farmer's daughterWhy do I always getThe kinda girl I didn't oughta getI won't get no more eggs and waterNow I've laid the farmer's daughter
Imagine I was a full-grown manAnd I could talk just rightCould I come and see you hereAnd do this every nightWham! The door comes crashing downYour daddy's face all paleSays come with me you hairy bumI'll put you in my jailYou're a judge's daughterYou're a judge's daughterWhy do I always getThe kinda girl I didn't oughta getNow I'm getting jail and torture'Cos I made the judge's daughter
It seems they're screaming Law and orderWhen I go with anyone's daughter
Woman I should like some peaceAnd daddy hold your tongueI think you're gonna die of frightWhen I tell you what I've doneI can hear your tales and liesYou say I'm dumb and scraggyBut man this dumb and scraggy isYour daughter's baby's daddyShe's a lucky daughterSuch a lucky daughterWhy did I always getThe kinda girl I didn't wanna getNow I've got what I always fought for'Cos I've married a rich man's daughter