Dance off
I challenge you to a dance offHands off, no trash talk, no back walkOn the black top, just me, you, that's allNo cat calls, no tag teams, no mascotsRight now, dance offGet down the floorGet down the, get down the floor, goGet down the floor, do itCome on and get down the floor, go
I grab my ankle and pull it upAnd do that thing where I move my buttI got the juice, mother, okay don't use it upI say woo there it is, then loosen my tuxThen I shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, to the leftShimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, to the rightGimme, gimme, gimme, everything that you gotDance off motherfucker, do the damn thing right
She got loose elbows and a big ol' neckI like a big boned girl who could work up a sweatI rock shelltoes and a turtleneckShe just wanna talk, I said, "I ain't TED"Dance off
Your grandma, that's a bad mama jamaShe doing the banana, grabbing my trunk like a hammockMmm, she like the funk, god dammit, she can handle itShe tugging my dick, I'm feeling a little bit inadequate(Dance off)Your grandpa got a cock like a ham hockHella old, hella long, looking like MatlockDamn dog, I don't even wanna have a standoffHe drunk talkin' 'bout he 'bout to take his pants off(Dance off)The hater with the macarenaI can roger ride but in my office spaceIf you watch my pace looks like I'm concentratedOr constipated when I walk this way
I challenge you to a dance offHands off, no trash talk, no back walkOn the black top, just me, you, that's allNo cat calls, no tag teams, no mascotsRight now, dance off (dance off)Get down the floorGet down the, get down the floor, goGet down the floor, do itCome on and get down the floor, go
RewindGo, go, go, go(Dance off)Go, go, go, go
I sneak up behind you like a pantherWho ordered the private dancer?Can I get an amen from the pastor?Pulled the OD want a back rubYou must heard like Grey PouponSwag on tap like SabianJump on the tablecloth, fake a fallPretend to break my arm then I'm breaking you offBlat! Please don't tell my baby he's mineI wanna dance all night 'til the break of dawnI wanna sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat 'til your make-up's goneBaby girl, you looking like a champion
Hey you, you bad, get up out of your chairPaid twenty bucks to get in this club, put your cellphone down you squareI be going in, I can't help it, I got bruises on my pelvisLadies, fellas, don't drunk dial your ex'sHello bouncer, I have a job for youWhile I'm dancing, watch my shoesTonight is he night that we rendezvousSweat a fountain of youth, bust a moveFringe jacket, pants of leatherTanktop, spandex and pleatherBeen a stressful week, I got a lot of pressureYou have a lot of great moves but mine are better
I challenge you to a dance offHands off, no trash talk, no back walkOn the black top, just me, you, that's allNo cat calls, no tag teams, no mascotsRight now, dance off (dance off)Get down the floorGet down the, get down the floor, goGet down the floor, do itCome on and get down the floor, go
RewindGo, go, go, goGo, go, go, go(Dance off)Go, go, go, goGo, go, go, go
Oh Lord, I can't sit downBetter hold my phone, I'm going for the crown, good GodBut I'm confident this is my townBetter hope my feet don't fail me now, good God
I challenge you to a dance offGo, go, go, goGo, go, go, go(Dance off)Go, go, go, goGo, go, go, goRewindGet down the floorGet down the, get down the floor, go(Dance off)Get down the floor, do itCome on and get down the floor, goRewind