Paperback Writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer...
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?It took me years to write, will you take a look?It's based on a novel by a man named LearAnd I need a jobSo I want to be a paperback writerPaperback writer
It's a dirty story of a dirty manAnd his clinging wife doesn't understandHis son is working for the Daily MailIt's a steady jobBut he wants to be a paperback writerPaperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer...
It's a thousand pages, give or take a fewI'll be writing more in a week or twoI can make it longer if you like the styleI can change it 'roundAnd I want to be a paperback writerPaperback writer
If you really like it, you can have the rightsIt could make a million for your overnightIf you must return it, you can send it hereBut I need a breakAnd I want to be a paperback writerPaperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer...
Paperback writer (paperback writer)...