Beelzeboss
[Beelz] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuck!
[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luckNow I'm complete and my cock you will suckThis world will be mine and you're first in lineYou brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[Jack]Wait wait wait you motherfuckerWe challenge you to a rock off!Give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuckThe demon code prevents meFrom declining a rock off challengeWhat are your terms? what is the catch?
[Jack] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hellAnd also you will have to pay our rent[Beelz] And what if I win?[Jack] then you can take Kage back to hell...[Kyle] What?[Jack] trust me Kage, its the only way[Kyle] What the fuck you talking about?[Jack] to be your little bitch[Beelz]Fine! Let the rock off begin! hahahahaaIm the devil, I love metal!Check this riff it's fucking tastyI'm the devil I can do what I wantWhatever I got I'm gonna flauntThere's never been a rock off that i've ever lostI can't wait to take Kage back to hellI'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gelI'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[Jack] Noooooo!Come on Kage, let's fight his music with our music![Kyle] there's just no way that we can winThat was a masterpiece[Jack] listen to me[Kyle] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man[Jack] goddamn-it KageHe gonna make you his sex slaveYoure gonna gargle mayonnaiseUnless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam[Kyle] dude, we've been through so much shit[Jack] deactivated lasers with my dick[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down![Jack] Comon Kage now it's time to blow doors down[Kyle] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down[Jack] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown[Kyle] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down[Kyle] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down[Jack] Comon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down[Kyle] OOOOOOh We'll piledrive ya It's time for the smackdown[Jack] Hey anti-christ-er, BeelzebossWe know your weakness our rockin sauceWe rock the casbah, and blow your mindWe will defeat you, for all mankindYou hold the scepterWe hold the keyYou are the devilWe are the D [18x]
[Beelz]You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with meTaste my lightning suckers!
[Jack] NOOOO!
[Beelz]Ow! Fuck!My Fuckin' horn!Ooohh no!
[Jack] From whence you came you shall remainUntil you are complete again
[Beelz]Nooooooo!Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!I'll get you Tenacious D!