You Don't Love Me Anymore
We've been together for so very longBut now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?Seems you don't want me aroundThe passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteemThat time that you made it with the whole hockey teamYou used to think I was niceNow you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?That kind of thing is hard to ignoreGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems whenYou put those piranhas in my bathtub againYou're still the light of my lifeOh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the wayYou poison my coffee just a little each dayI still remember the way that you laughedWhen you pushed me down that elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobraDoing in my underwear drawer?Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grillNow my scars are all healing, but my heart never willYou set my house on fireYou pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheapYou shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleepYou drilled a hole in my headThen you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at allYou never acted this way beforeHoney, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no noGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymore