Like a Boss
Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.No problem.So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?Absolutely, I'm the boss.Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, The BossWell the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate - like a bossApprove memos -like a bossLead a workshop -like a bossRemember birthdays -like a bossDirect work-flow -like a bossMy own bathroom -like a bossMicro-manage -like a bossPromote synergy -like a boss
Hit on Deborah -like a bossGet rejected -like a bossSwallow sadness -like a bossSend some faxes -like a bossCall a sex line -like a bossCry deeply -like a bossDemand a refund -like a bossEat a bagel -like a boss
Harassment Lawsuit -like a bossNo Promotion -like a boss5th of vodka -like a bossShit on Deborah's desk -like a bossBuy a gun -like a bossIn my mouth -like a bossOh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out -like a bossPuke on Deborah's desk -like a bossJump out the window -like a bossSuck a dude's dick -like a bossScore some coke -like a bossCrash my car -like a bossSuck my own dick -like a bossEat some chicken strips -like a boss
Chop my balls off -like a bossBlack out in the sewer -like a bossMeet a giant fish -like a bossFuck his brains out -like a bossTurn into a jet -like a bossBomb the Russians -like a bossCrash into the Sun -like a bossNow I'm dead -like a boss
So that's an... average day for you then.No doubt.You chop your balls off and die.Hell yeah.And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?Nope.Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.Nah, that ain't me.OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.I'm the boss.Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.I'm the boss.Ya, ya, I got it.I'm the boss.No, I heard you, see you later!Like a boss