Eight Easy Steps
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonmentHow to defer to men in solve-able predicamentsHow to control someone to be a carbon copy of youHow to have that not work and have them run away from you
How to keep people at arm's length and never get too closeHow to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the mostHow to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyoneHow to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
I'll teach you all this in eight easy stepsA course of a lifetime you'll never forgetI'll show you how to in eight easy stepsI'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feministHow to play all pious when you're really a hypocriteHow to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualistHow to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success
I'll teach you all this in eight easy stepsA course of a lifetime you'll never forgetI'll show you how to in eight easy stepsI'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
I've been doing research for yearsI've been practicing my ass offI've been training my whole life for this moment (i swear to you)Culminating just to be this this well-versed leader before you
I'll teach you all this in eight easy stepsA course of a lifetime you'll never forgetI'll show you how to in eight easy stepsI'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone elseHow to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourselfHow to numb a la holic to avoid going withinHow to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
I'll teach you all this in eight easy stepsA course of a lifetime you'll never forgetI'll show you how to in eight easy stepsI'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best