Rockstar
I'm through with standin' in linesto clubs I'll never get inIt's like the bottom of the ninthand I'm never gonna winThis life hasn't turned outQuite the way I want it to be(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house on an episode of CribsAnd a bathroom I can play baseball inAnd a king size tubBig enough for ten plus me(Yeah, so what you need?)
I need a a credit card that's got no limitAnd a big black jet with a bedroom in itGonna join the mile high clubAt thirty-seven thousand feet(Been there, done that)
I want a new tour bus full of old guitarsMy own star on Hollywood BoulevardSomewhere between CherAnd James Dean is fine for me(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this lifeFor fortune and fameI'd even cut my hairAnd change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstarsAnd live in hilltop houses,drivin' fifteen carsThe girls come easyand the drugs come cheapWe'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest barsIn the VIP with the movie starsEvery good gold digger's gonna wind up thereEvery Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstarHey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elviswithout the tasselsHire eight body guardsthat love to beat up assholesSign a couple autographsSo I can eat my meals for free(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashionGet a front door keyto the Playboy mansionGonna date a centerfold that lovesTo blow my money for me(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this lifeFor fortune and fameI'd even cut my hairAnd change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstarsAnd live in hilltop houses,drivin' fifteen carsThe girls come easyand the drugs come cheapWe'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest barsIn the VIP with the movie starsEvery good gold digger's gonna wind up thereEvery Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private roomsWith the latest dictionary and today's who's whoThey'll get you anything with that evil smileEverybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censorsGonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenserGet washed-up singerswritin' all my songsLipsynk 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Well, we all just wanna be big rockstarsAnd live in hilltop houses,drivin' fifteen carsThe girls come easyand the drugs come cheapWe'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest barsIn the VIP with the movie starsEvery good gold digger's gonna wind up thereEvery Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private roomsWith the latest dictionary and today's who's whoThey'll get you anything with that evil smileEverybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstarHey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar