Big Balls
Well I'm upper upper class high societyGod's gift to ballroom notorietyAnd I always fill my ballroomThe event is never smallThe social pages say I've gotThe biggest balls of all
Chorus:I've got big ballsI've got big ballsThey're such big ballsAnd they're dirty big ballsAnd he's got big ballsAnd she's got big balls(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncingMy ballroom always fullAnd everybody cums and cums againIf your name is on the guest listNo one can take you higherEverybody says I've gotGreat balls of fire
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Some balls are held for charityAnd some for fancy dressBut when they're held for pleasureThey're the balls that I like bestMy balls are always bouncingTo the left and to the rightIt's my belief that my big ballsShould be held every night
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And I'm just itching to tell you about themOh we had such wonderful funSeafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(Ball sucker)(Ball sucker)(Ball sucker)(Ball sucker)